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Dear Mike,
While checking out your site, after a warm, family holiday meal, I suddenly felt the knead to masturbate profusely with a cheese grader and vinegar. Once I finished I called in the entire family (excluding the twins and grandma) to see the mess I got myself into. I was vociferously serenaded by applauds of approval and felt one again with my inner string bean. Thanks to your site, that night I got out all of my old water color supplies and threw them in the passenger seat of the family Volvo.Once everyone went to bed I snuck down to the kitchen, made myself a leather and jelly hot pocket and jumped in the car. I found myself in the fast lane of I-95 doing about 43 miles per hour when I decided to start painting. At first it was difficult to focus on my work and keep one eye on the road, but then I remembered Grandma always preaching"paying attention to the road while driving is over rated!!!". With that I jammed my wife's umbrella against the seat and gas pedal and proceeded to the back seat of the car. Everything at that moment felt so right, so pure I was invigorated, it brought me back 30 years to when I was an aspiring throat specialist. It was at that very moment of impact with the guard rail that I found the true meaning of Christmas.
Well it's been 14 long months since that cold December night, but while resting in my hospital bed(home three days now) I felt the need to finally reach out and thank you. "Thank you???" some might say after 7 broken ribs, a dislocated hair piece, facial lacerations and an impaled hot pocket to the sternum area, but that's exactly what I'm doing. Thank you Mike for opening my eyes and making me realizing that art can save the world!!!!
Painfully Yours,
Jerry
P.S. please feel free to display this on your web site or in the frozen food isle of your local car parts store